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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5211 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 465047 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)