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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2618 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)