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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4835 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
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