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Gods Slained: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2464 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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