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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7014 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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