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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3600 | Enchantments Applied: | 161 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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