🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 770 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)