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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6172 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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