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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1876 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 519 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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