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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1021 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Votes: | 5365 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.