PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

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Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	1510
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	5215
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	728237	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	7734
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1859
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	468	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3592	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crops Grown:	4343
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.