PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

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Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	8567
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	851001
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6123
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6905
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mines Excavated:	2837

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.