PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

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Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	6524	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8734	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	8008
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3130	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2206

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Buildings Constructed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	2773	New Chunks Explored:	226765
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	492	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.