PostSexPests Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	7934
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	3122
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
New Chunks Explored:	470004	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3058	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Votes:	8503
Enchantments Applied:	256	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	6192	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	203	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3673	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4