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Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	269
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	6801
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

bribery, bribery scandal, Citizens, Corruption, corruption scandal, eastern europe, EU, EU Membership, european union, foreign relations, Government, influence, international affairs, Manipulation, Moldova, MoldovaBribeCraftEU, Moldovan citizens, Politics, russia, russian interference, scandal

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

#clues, agent, alibi, ANONYMOUS, crime, crime fiction, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 203050420, page-turner, plot twist, Red Herring, secret, smp, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful story, Thriller, thriller novel, whodunit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Herobrine, building a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	357273
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrothersGFruinsGraduationAITA

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family milestones and celebrations! Join us for a special family dinner event to celebrate your in-game achievements, without any distractions from new girlfriends or drama-loving siblings.

Imagine a world where your in-game accomplishments are the main focus, where you can bask in the glory of your hard work without anyone stealing the spotlight. Our server is a safe haven for players who want to celebrate their successes without any unnecessary drama.

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and conquer challenges with a community that understands the value of your achievements. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to a supportive environment where your gaming journey is truly appreciated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a celebration like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	1753	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MunchieCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyGenes

behavioral traits, BlockyGenes, characteristics, familial traits, family, family dynamics, family genetics, family traits, genetic inheritance, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, nature and nurture, nature vs nurture, parental influence, parental traits, parents, Personality, Traits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a genetic experiment gone wrong! Join us and discover what traits you’ve inherited from your virtual parents – maybe you’ll have super speed, the ability to fly, or even shoot fireballs from your hands! Who needs real parents when you can have Minecraft parents who give you crazy powers? So come join us and see what kind of crazy family tree you’ve got in store for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12