Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3474
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6