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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9037 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
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