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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2728 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
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