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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 910 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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