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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1547 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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