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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3548 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
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