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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
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