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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9108 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
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