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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2615 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 356 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
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