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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3720 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5435 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5618 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.