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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
