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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 139 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.