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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1911 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.