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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8225 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.