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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6553 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 155 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.