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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.