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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2352 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3102 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.