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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2483 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.