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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 4595 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.