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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5254 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Votes: | 1228 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.