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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2968 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.