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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9255 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 5642 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.