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Players: |
105/500 |
Votes: |
7526 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
6 |
Farms Harvested: |
984 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Chimeras Created: |
4 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
Dimension Hops: |
8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
6 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.