PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7852
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7043	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9680
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7909
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Potions Brewed:	136
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	562626
Mines Excavated:	3722	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.