PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	5614

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3996
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	261	Love Letters Sent:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3365	Crops Grown:	4218
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6667	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!