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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1924 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Votes: | 8750 |
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!