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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3260 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!
