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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!
