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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!