Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9473	Dragon Eggs Found:	1870
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	106	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	7872
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ores Mined:	1071
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	249
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Animals Bred:	69	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2693

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Farms Harvested:	575	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	4633

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.