Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Animals Bred:	90	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5834	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	5172
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5771	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3755	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	1209	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Animals Bred:	79	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6327	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Items Found:	1767

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).