Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Star Shards Collected:	242
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5215	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	37483	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mines Excavated:	2253	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Buildings Constructed:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Enchantments Applied:	57
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.