Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Emeralds Found:	4231	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	2220	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	145

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3562
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!