Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6832	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2654

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Emeralds Found:	7931
Dragon Eggs Found:	1521	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	55
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!