Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	277	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Potions Brewed:	58	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8648	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1966
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Emeralds Found:	3548
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	897

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	364820	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4816	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!